Perhaps wolfsbane is the answer?

I was talking to an immigration consultant about whether having migraine could affect my application. She told me a lot about how she has a friend with migraine caused by moon phases. His migraine is apparently always worse during the full moon.

I don’t really know what to do with that? But thanks for trying to empathize I guess?


  1. Mike says:

    Mysteriously, when his migraines occur, cattle in the area turn up mutilated and joggers go missing.

    Reports of an unusually-large and partially-bipedal canid are dismissed by the police, especially after it is revealed by witness that the supposed creature is usually found holding its head and growling, “This sucks and I wish I’d never bought that lycanthropy potion at K-Mart. Should’ve gone for the Target brand at least.”

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