Fake acupuncture works about as well as real acupuncture for migraine which works as well as or better than standard migraine treatments.

Which is to say, we are utterly shit at treating migraine and at least acupuncture won’t make you gain weight/lose weight/lose the ability to speak/make you suicidal/destroy your digestive system/make you stupid/etc.

Also, if you would like to come and give me fake acupuncture, I will cook you dinner.