I glance at the spam akismet catches every once in awhile just to make sure it isn’t eating any valid comments.  Most of it is nonsensical, dull, and/or incredibly long lists of links to bad porn sites.  But every once in awhile, a spam comment is amazing. For example:

There could be frogs that possess subpar powers to hurdle jet planes while working on my car. This makes us angry and avenged at the same time.

I feel like this scenario needs to be the basis for an anime.