Conspiracy of low grad student pay

My roommate, a graduate student, on the abysmal pay of grad students:

One of the reasons grad students are paid like shit is because they need to hate their lives enough to get the hell out of here.

Tweeple & Some Exciting News (For Me, Not You)

I had grand plans of posting lots of substantial, thought provoking posts this week. But then one of the people I want to work with for grad school emailed me back and wants to meet via Skype (yay tech savvy potential advisors!) to talk about potential projects. So, instead of writing blog posts that are so good you have to share them on every social network ever, I’m reading lots of really cool papers.  Exciting for me, but maybe not for you.  At some point in the future I will blog about the most exciting of the very exciting papers I’m reading right now.

Until then, here are some funny things people said on twitter:

@dorothysnarker Tax cuts for millionaires for 2yrs. Unemployment benefits for the poor for 1yr. Don’t worry, trickle down will start working any second now.

@brothers My mother forwarded a kernel security advisory to me this afternoon.#helicopterparents @djrbliss

@GeekPornGirl My sweetheart: “Honey, stop wasting water. There are dolphins out flopping around in parking lots because they don’t have enough water.”

@oliviawilde Harajuku in Tokyo is like a runway where all the models are small and from the future, and you are a large white oaf from the dark ages.

One River

The Amazon River flowing through the rainforest
Image via Wikipedia

I read Tales of a Shaman’s Apprentice when I was 14.  I loved it.  Mark Plotkin‘s recounting of the years he spent in the rainforest talking to indigenous people and learning what plants cured what diseases made me want to run off to the rainforest and do the same thing.  Then I discovered that I don’t really like being muddy and tired and eaten half alive by bugs.

I do still find ethnobotany fascinating, though, and was thrilled when I received One River by Wade Davis as a gift a few years ago.  I finally got around to reading it this semester and have started posting some particularly interesting passages. Hopefully you’ll be tempted to read One River after reading a few snippets – it really is a wonderful book.

In One River, the stories of plants and people are impossible to untangle, but the plants are definitely the focus.  The botanist’s perspective might throw some people at first – people are often discussed to further the story of the plants. It was also pretty interesting to see different Amazonian cultures described by botanists who respect them, but who are clearly not trained as anthropologists.

One of the things that really bothered me about One River, though, was the near complete invisibility of women, especially indigenous women.  In Tales of a Shaman’s Apprentice, Mark Plotkin is frustrated because, as a man, he is denied access to the ethnobotanical knowledge of women in many groups.  However, he learns as much as he can from the women and speculates at length about the potentially incredible benefits of their knowledge to reproductive medicine. In One River the women are rarely even mentioned.  They must have been there, but you certainly don’t know it from this book.  I wonder how much of that is due to the cultures of these particular groups versus the sexist cultures of the botanists?

What I’ve Noticed

Another reason not to use PayPal: they froze the WikiLeaks account.

Natural disasters are pretty expensive for insurance companies. With climate change, you can bet your premium is going to go up faster and faster. And so is the cost of food.

Yes, rich people are paying more in taxes. Because they’re getting richer.

What finding queer community for the first time feels like:

In that dark, hole-in-the-wall bar, I realized it: These are my people. It scared the hell out of me. It thrilled me. It validated the road I’d traveled for the past few years. It excited me to see so many women who loved women, just like me. I finally felt visible after hiding for so long.

We shoot ourselves in the foot for fear of someone getting ahead who might not deserve it.

Economic inequality, not immigration or racial diversity, makes for a bad neighborhood.

Has “The Singularity” already occurred?

Performing knowledge, foodie style.

The next crash – nature’s economy. And you thought the Wall Street crash caused problems.

(Warm) December Femme and University Website Improvements

I’ve emailed everyone on my list of potential graduate advisors.  Most of them aren’t taking graduate students next fall, so I’m casting my net a bit further.  One of the things that makes the search much more difficult is that many of the universities have really awful websites – at least from the perspective of prospective graduate students.

Here are a few rules I wished graduate programs and universities followed on their websites:

  • If you have a list of faculty associated with a certain program or department, include links to faculty information on that list.  Otherwise I have to use your (usually god-awful) search function to find out more about that professor.
  • On your professor websites, include more than contact information.  I want to know what their research interests are and what they’ve published recently.
  • Make your deadlines really clear. If your program has a deadline that’s different from the department or university deadlines, that should be clear, too.  Normal font buried in paragraph 5 is not really clear.
  • If you have a website for your lab, update it at least once a year. You say you aren’t taking graduate students, but I’m guessing from the most recent date on your publication list and the blinking text that you haven’t updated this site in awhile.

Anyone else who’s gone through this process have anything to add to the list (apart from xkcd’s obvious, but generally ignored, wishlist)?

Also, sending emails to advisors requires cute, confidence inspiring dresses, like so:

December Femme

Scientific and traditional knowledge

The Amazonian flora contains literally tens of thousands of species.  How had the Indians learned to identify and combine in this sophisticated manner these morphologically dissimilar plants that possessed such unique and complementary chemical properties? The standard scientific explanation was trial and error – a reasonable term that may well account for certain innovations – but at another level, as Schultes came to realize on spending more time in the forest, it is a euphemism which disguises the fact that ethnobotanists have very little idea how Indians originally made their discoveries.

The problem with trial and error is that the elaboration of the preparations often involves procedures that are either exceedingly complex or yield products of little or no obvious value.  Yagé is an inedible, nondescript liana that seldom flowers.  True, its bark is bitter, often a clue to medicinal properties, but it is no more so than a hundred other forest vines.  An infusion of the bark causes vomiting and severe diarrhea, conditions that would discourage further experimentation.  Yet not only did the Indians persist but they became so deft at manipulating the various ingredients that individual shamans developed dozens of recipes, each yielding potions of various strengths and nuances to be used for specific ceremonial and ritual purposes.

In the case of curare, Schultes learned, the bark is rasped and placed in a funnel-shaped leaf suspended between two spears.  Cold water is percolated through, and the drippings collect in a ceramic pot.  The dark fluid is slowly heated and brought to a frothy boil, then cooled and later reheated until a thick viscous scum gradually forms on the surface.  This scum is removed and applied to the tips of darts or arrows, which are then carefully dried over the fire.  The procedure itself is mundane.  What is unusual is that one can drink the poison without being harmed.  To be effective it must enter the blood.  The realization on the part of the Indians that this orally inactive substance, derived from a small number of forest plants, could kill when administered into the muscle was profound and, like so many of their discoveries, difficult to explain by the concept of trial and error alone.

The Indians naturally had their own explanations, rich cosmological accounts that from their perspective were perfectly logical: sacred plants that had journeyed up the Milk River in the belly of anacondas, potions prepared by jaguars, the drifting souls of shamans dead from the beginning of time.  As a scientist Schultes did not take these myths literally, but they did suggest to him a certain delicate balance. “These were the ideas,” he would write half a century later, “of a people who did not distinguish the supernatural from the pragmatic.” The Indians, Schultes realized, believed in the power of plants, accepted the existence of magic, and acknowledged the potency of the spirit.  Their botanical knowledge could not be separated from their metaphysics.

From One River, by Wade Davis.

Sacred food

From One River, by Wade Davis:

“They believe,” Tim explained, “that as you move from one valley to the next, you must thank the mountain guardians for their protection. Every time they cross over a divide, they place a quid of coca on the rock cairns that mark the high passes and blow prayers into the wind.”

“For everything there must be a payment,” Adalberto said, his thoughts and Tim’s finally achieving a certain symmetry.  He lifted the chukuna stick from his gourd, placed it into his mouth, and bit down on the lime-coated end.  A small trickle of green saliva ran out the corner of his lip.

“You are not Christians,” he said.

“No,” Tim agreed.