Bad habits

When I’m writing and don’t know what to say, I often type “fuck” over and over.  I’m very concerned that I’m going to turn in a paper or, worse, give a presentation with a line of “fuck fuck fuck fuck.”

Example:

Carbon dioxide is clearly having an effect on piñon growth.  The first 100 years of growth from the comparison sites span four centuries of climate and none display the growth trends apparent at Red Mountain.  CO2 levels also appear as a significant explanatory variable fuck fuck fuck fuck in the models of growth for both trees that have survived the drought and trees that have succumbed to the drought.

Comments

  1. Eugenie says:

    Eeek. I would be worried too if I did that and forgot to proof-read what I wrote! (But, heck, if I got to read something like that it would have made my day…)

    When I have mental brainfarts, I tend to write “_____” and keep going, and highlight the “____” in a bright color so I can find it later.

    “____” takes less typing effort too… more efficient writing!

  2. Mike says:

    You should make a macro that goes through the document and replaces “fuck” with “fuzzy little bunny” that you run before you turn it in. It may not make any sense, either, but at least you won’t turn in a paper with multiple “fucks.”

    Though I do think that’d be incredibly funny.

  3. Justin says:

    Just to be that guy: “Emacs, LaTeX, commenting.” 🙂

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