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I’ve been very very busy lately and will continue to be very very busy for the next month. I’m a little worried about how absent minded I’m becoming. The other day I wanted to plug the toaster in. Instead, I tried to plug a banana in – twice. Then yesterday I wanted to add something to my grocery list. I tried to write it down with a fork. Hopefully I’ll make it through this month without setting the house on fire or hurting myself. Last time I was like this I tried to take something out of the oven with my bare hands.
the Castle’s advance guard skeletonize a turncoat in one of Starbutter’s torture chambers
Originally uploaded by look_west
look_west has an absolutely awesome photo series up chronicling the exciting history of Castle Starbutter, the Dark Battalion and Transcarpathia.
New acquaintance: So what do you do?
Me: Theory and modeling…
New acquaintance: Oh wow, I mean you’re pretty cute, but I thought models were all tall.
Me: in ecology
So the French veecount is going to call up in the morning but I am not going to see him again. Because French gentlemen are really quite deceeving. I mean they take you to quite cute places and they make you feel quite good about yourself and you really seem to have a delightful time but when you get home and come to think it all over, all you have got is a fan that only cost 20 francs and a doll that they gave you away for nothing in a restaurant. I mean a girl has to look out in Paris, or she would have such a good time in Paris that she would not get anywheres. So I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and safire bracelet lasts forever.
This should cheer you up:
Via Manolo’s Shoe Blog.
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