I need a new shower curtain. My current curtain came with the apartment. It is a very dark green and is made of a material very like saran wrap. So every morning I struggle in the dark to keep cold air out of my bath without suffocating myself in my exceptionally clingy shower curtain. And just when I think I have it tamed, it leaps from the side of the tub to wrap around my legs.

As I’m drying my hair and wiping off the slime from the shower curtain, I fantasize about a tough plastic curtain, clear, with the little weights at the bottom.